You're a mean one, 00MrGrinch00

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, 00MrGrinch00

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, 00MrGrinch00

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul, 00MrGrinch00

I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole!

You're a vile one, 00MrGrinch00

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, 00MrGrinch00

Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, 00MrGrinch00

You're a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk, 00MrGrinch00

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote

"Stink, stank, stunk!"

You're a rotter, 00MrGrinch00

You're the king of sinful sots

Your heart's a dead tomato

Splotched with moldy purple spots, 00MrGrinch00

Your soul is an appalling dump heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful

Assortment of deplorable rubbish

Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!

You nauseate me, 00MrGrinch00

With a nauseous super "naus"!

You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, 00MrGrinch00

You're a three decker sauerkraut and

Toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

SPARKLE do be kinda Bonkers though,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, BEST GOALIE/CHERRYPICKER NA???????