"(in a thick New Jersey accent) Ah, whaddaya mean, "twink"? Fuhgeddaboutit! You think I'm some kinda sparkly, glamorous wizard, all flashy magic and no substance? (chuckles) Listen, let me tell ya, I may have a bit of flair, but I'm a no-nonsense, down-to-earth wizard from Joisey. I got my eyes on the cosmos, my hands on the arcane, and my feet planted firmly on the Turnpike. I'm all about keepin' it real, magic-wise. (winks) So, am I a twink? (laughs) Fuggedaboutit! I'm the real deal, buddy!" - The Wise New Jersey Wizard

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"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win." - The Wise New Jersey Wizard

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"Move swift as the Wind and closely-formed as the Wood. Attack like the Fire and be still as the Mountain." - The Wise New Jersey Wizard