O our tracking who art gone,

Hallowed be thy name.

Thy good matchmaking come.

Thy will be done on bronze as it is in diamond.

Give us this day our daily dub,

and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who can't score without cut passes.

And lead us not into passing, but deliver us from juking.

For thine is the regrabbing and the jukes and the half courts forever.

Amen.