Poggers...

Mango is pretty poggers, 33 dirty trees??(is too gamer for anyone else to get [it's not a phase!])

Batie is best captain is goalie?? Nah just lucky (super great amazing mother of four) (is she tho?)(yes, yes she is)

Inkurudo Bingus

Tjay super epic singer ((nicest person on the team)woah dems regrabs doh) ??

Babajor- either calling people cringe or 1 v 4ing the other team with his thicc kim k booty

Ryu - you got to whistle like 20 times before he replies- he is a literal dog - also not best player ;) (BabaWhore is the best^)

Heard of Williambwb? Heard he was a famous redditer, a tale as old as time (he is rather cringe)

ice_cap is stalking me help... im serious please help me

Big Chungus sends his regards...