Buckle up Gamer because in a few short paragraphs your mind will read the equivalent of a Picasso painting.

Let's start this hurricane of the team with our Leader. Some of you know him as the gentlemens utensil. Others know him as the world's connoisseur on Manners and Cutlery. And like a spoon, you can use him to do anything. Rice? Yeah sure a spoon. A delicious steak? Spoon it in your mouth because this man eats! and he's always hungry. -SirCaptianSpoon

Snack time? Nothing but the cleanest and crispest shots your short attention of a brain can handle.If theirs one thing you need to know about this guy is that he doesn't like soft stuff, so put up your shields because he's coming for ya - Crispy

Ever wake up from a dream in a hospital bed feeling all woozy from the night before just to find out a bunch of clever crustations cut out your kidney? Me either.I spent the whole night talking to a gorgeous women, buying her drinks and having a great time. Then boom hotel bed naked, all my stuff gone. What happened? The Einstein of carapace creature got me again. But you can call him -CraftyCrabs

Up is orange,V+7=Silver, 2 ducks in a pond don't make a goose! When life gives you lemons, don't drive drunk. Whenever it's daylight saving time, don't drive drunk. Any of this make sense? Good because this guy is the craziest goalie you've ever had the good gods grace to lay eyes on. He might be insane to all of you but to us he's -MrCuckooHead

This next piece of glistening glycerine of a man is known as the guy that yells mailslot from half court. He'll drop a bomb on defenses so hard they wake up thinking they should sell their houses and move to a more affordable condo and get a yorky name princess. A chemical imbalance of a forward striker -Nitro

So by this time your probably wondering "Who did God himself send down from the heavens to write this gorgeous Starry night of a description?" He's the smoothest passer in the game, the chillest shooter Echo has -Smoothridin