We only know the VRML team 'Friends' because our friend is a friend of 'Friends', and we share social interactions together. We honestly think they're bums

Friends:

Shredda - Skin so pale, the sun reflects off it, like a shiny bald guy

Rilo - Works for the government

Zoij - Consistently bored

Ratson - Has 2 heads

CamJamG - The king and lead of OCE - SirDimwi (taken from VRML mod chat)

ARQH - His parents' age gap is cooked

Mutual Friends:

Soggy - Echo Arena VRML S2 and S7 3rd place (nothing else in-between)

7Eleven - Used to have a decent username

Tim - Somehow dangerous, like what's up danger

Shots - Dropped 130kg on his neck while bench pressing. Why would you want this guy as your personal trainer

Nole - Meth addict

Punda - He is ONE of the casters of all time

UNC QUOTES:

who is sybau??

Iwanna sleep with gaming tim -gishnishgu (Pretty sure tim wrote this)

gishnishgu tries to... breathe

uncs will always be in a perpetual state of balling -gaming tim

NOT UNC QUOTES:

leaving the ego behind - kluuzy

FULL LIST: https://pastebin.com/mbPN3N4R

Zeroz - Chicken, Mayo, Tomato, onion, lettuce, Sriracha, buttered toasted bread

Soggy - chicken schnitzel, vegemite, gravy, bacon

Gish - Peanut butter, bread

Punda - White bread, chicken schnitzel, onions, bacon

Pamwow - Coles white bread, snag, onions, (classic snag)

Giligin - Crunchwarp supreme, chicken, beans

Palidore: "Subway Chicken & Bacon Ranch out of habit, but highly interested in soon trying the Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki on Italian Herb & Cheese sandwich at Sneakyevil's recommendation. This is important information."

Lolz- - Chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, ranch, toasted

Tim - foot-long chipotle steak melt