| OttoMatic- | Newest member | He shall learn the ways of the front stack| “CLIPSSS” | Lowkey will roast the fuck outta you |

| AJLBlackGhoul | Certified Stripper from the shots he takes on post | Unintentionally called Sladz “Helen Keller”| "Guys wanna hear a dark joke?"| The IPhone 13 Pro thoooo | "I'm going righty right" | Youngest on the team but sounds the oldest | "He's got a ##### FOR ME FELLAS!| Can't mention more without getting banned lol -Swoosh | "Nice Pass AJ" |

| Swoosh- | “The Angle bro Oh My Lord” | "Guys I'm inconsistent rn" | *Out of nowhere hits two three pointers and a half court* | Best Ex-Team on the Team and the Sexiest Alive | Happily the Glorious editor of our VRML Page | Needs some fucking ears. | Yeah I'm a furry, cry about it | "Can't even touch his own toes? Fat F##k" |

|JGOOD-| “TATATATATA *more goalie noises*”| Has a dumpy bro no cap | Why is he actually solid on clock| "Guys I need to make like- Monkey Noises to get it in" *Ducks from hell and back for a bottom pocket*| "REEEEESEEEET!!!" | Either the seller or gets pissed at you for selling | "Nice Pass JG00D" -*THE WHOLE FUCKING TEAM* | “NEh” |

| BPizzel | Our beloved second supporting striker | "Guys I'll brb, taking a s##t" | "Hey Hey- I'm clock!" *dimes a three pointer*. Don't act humble Pizzel, you hit those | He'll hit his bounce shots one day | "Ohho my bad" |

| 0dd_Sloth | The baby of the team, isn't he cute? | Single Mother | "Hehe, Burger" -Sloth | We renamed Pub "burger" just for him wtf | Best Striker goalie I have ever seen | Only hits bounce shots? Don't tell >:)| Lowkey Striker| Please don’t make me look bad -Swoosh| Hee Hee Hee Haw |

-Stupidly Obsessed with the Gritty

#DiamondForKana

Now I'm not Dom Toretto, but this is the power of family ;)