Sigmar: Team captain and captain of accidentally headbutting the disc.

Bass: Pronounced like the guitar, not the fish, is a great goalie, and is most likely Canadian.

Pluto: His skills are out of this world and be careful not to make him go nuclear.

Ryan: playing normally he can't re-grab but can shoot, but standing on his bed cant shoot but can re-grab. Also still hasn't added a PFP

Artemis Envy: If you need a clown for birthday parties contact him at HelloFresh/Artemis Envy

PR: the one that stuck

Practice is a 4 letter word and its spelled "Pubs"

Honorable mentions:

Naticus: Most chill vibes on the team and has the most contagious laugh.

Marc: so quiet and stealthy his own team doesn't know when he's re-grabbing.