GIDDY UP! https://youtu.be/70gYZGzyT20
Somehow we made a team that is just Canadians and Floridians by accident.
Sir Raz of Sealand will bring us dishonour and shame.
Themis = 1 sexy man but now he is gone
Rarity is our forever #1 fan and eternal member.
Kim, Stop streaming Day Z already the game died after Day W
SonofaGun has finally surpassed the power of his father Gun, he can no longer be stopped...
SmokeyBurrito always knows how to make you explode ;)
#FREEJOHNCLETUS - RIP to the 69 maps he gave us (nice)
"3...2...1....Skol" - The Man, The Myth, The Legend, BongRipsForSatan. Yee Yee
Watch out for the tea-bagging Wizard.
Always buy Dead Gull an Uzi, he loves it.
Mortano is too distracting, everyone's at spawn trying to molest him.
Captain Kram is on the case! If there's a game out there to lose then trust me, she'll be there!
| GP | WIN | LOSS | PTS | WIN % | +/- |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | 2 | 4 | 80 | 29% | -83 |
| MAP | PLAYED | WIN | WIN % | ROUNDS PLAYED | ROUNDS WIN | ROUNDS WIN % |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Stockpile | 4 | 0 | 0 | 56 | 16 | 29 |
| Mirage | 3 | 1 | 33 | 37 | 13 | 35 |
| Oilrig | 2 | 1 | 50 | 29 | 10 | 34 |
| Stahlbrecher | 2 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 5 | 20 |
| Autumn | 2 | 0 | 0 | 29 | 9 | 31 |
| Dust II | 2 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 6 | 23 |
| Inferno | 1 | 1 | 100 | 18 | 10 | 56 |
| Manor | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 1 | 9 |
| Other | 1 | 1 | 100 | 12 | 10 | 83 |
| DATE PLAYED | VOD | HOME | SCORE | AWAY | MATCH PAGE |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2024-10-21 00:30 | Cheshire | Unicornholers | |||
| 2024-10-13 00:00 | Unicornholers |  Malice | |||
| 2024-09-22 00:00 | Dream Team | Unicornholers | |||
| 2024-09-09 00:30 | DownFall | Unicornholers | |||
| 2024-09-01 02:30 | Unicornholers | Cheshire | |||
| N/A | TAINTED | Unicornholers | |||
| 2024-08-19 00:30 | Unicornholers |  Solitude |
