GIDDY UP! https://youtu.be/70gYZGzyT20
Somehow we made a team that is just Canadians and Floridians by accident.
Sir Raz of Sealand will bring us dishonour and shame.
Themis = 1 sexy man but now he is gone
Rarity is our forever #1 fan and eternal member.
Kim, Stop streaming Day Z already the game died after Day W
SonofaGun has finally surpassed the power of his father Gun, he can no longer be stopped...
SmokeyBurrito always knows how to make you explode ;)
#FREEJOHNCLETUS - RIP to the 69 maps he gave us (nice)
"3...2...1....Skol" - The Man, The Myth, The Legend, BongRipsForSatan. Yee Yee
Watch out for the tea-bagging Wizard.
Always buy Dead Gull an Uzi, he loves it.
Mortano is too distracting, everyone's at spawn trying to molest him.
Captain Kram is on the case! If there's a game out there to lose then trust me, she'll be there!
| GP | WIN | LOSS | PTS | WIN % | +/- |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | 1 | 4 | 58 | 20% | -79 |
| MAP | PLAYED | WIN | WIN % | ROUNDS PLAYED | ROUNDS WIN | ROUNDS WIN % |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dust II | 3 | 1 | 33 | 39 | 14 | 36 |
| Mirage | 3 | 1 | 33 | 42 | 17 | 40 |
| Other | 3 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 0 | 0 |
| Stockpile | 2 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 3 | 13 |
| Industry | 2 | 1 | 50 | 32 | 14 | 44 |
| Inferno | 1 | 1 | 100 | 19 | 10 | 53 |
| Manor | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
| DATE PLAYED | VOD | HOME | SCORE | AWAY | MATCH PAGE |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2024-03-24 01:00 | NARC_0S | Unicornholers | |||
| 2024-03-17 02:00 | Malice | Unicornholers | |||
| 2024-03-09 03:00 | Unicornholers |  Knave of Hearts | |||
| 2024-03-02 03:00 | Cheshire | Unicornholers | |||
| 2024-02-26 01:00 | Unicornholers |  TAINTED |
