"Alcohol, shrooms. weed. Tourette's medication. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Champion of Tourette's kept balance between the alcohol Tribes, Shrooms Kingdom, Weed Nation, and Tourette's medication Nomads. But that all changed when the Weed Nation attacked. Only the Champion of Tourette's that had mastered all four substances could stop the ruthless Weed benders. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years have passed and the Weed Nation is nearing victory in the War. Two years ago, my father and the men of my tribe journeyed to the Shrooms Kingdom to help fight against the Weed Nation, leaving me and my brother to look after our tribe. Some people believe that the Champion of Tourette's was never reborn into the Tourette's medication Nomads, and that the cycle is broken. But I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow, the Champion of Tourette's will return to save the pavlov league." - Gortavious brown the 3rd

We have one solid strat: GET DRUNK, SLAM DUNK, AND RUN IT DOWN MID