What is FEMA mission statement?

FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) mission is to support the citizens and first responders to promote that as a nation we work together to build, sustain, and improve our capability to prepare for, protect against, respond to, recover from, and mitigate all hazards.

Secretary Noobo - *was not around for Hurricane Katrina or Hurricane Sandy*

Agent Vow - *SUSPENDED* *Currently having an identity crisis and has shot a few dogs*

Agent Frog - *The ATF's dream and may or may not have been in the Waco "incident"*

Agent Jinx - *Possibly had some dealings during a president's "joy ride" in Dallas, Texas and was "off chasing butterflies" during the shots. She was given paid vacation time off afterwards*

Agent Shadow- *During the horrible accident on December 7th, Shadow's "non-involvement" in said accident has all weirdly vanished, her alibi is that she was helping chase butterflies though that creates a time paradox but hey *INNOCENT* *