Dark Matter
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2021-06-27 01:00 Notorious
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Bio

No tight buttholes. Only loose buttholes.

Dr. Aqua Fighter: She'll shoot you in the face, then ask you how it made you feel and if you want to talk about it. Also biggest, finest booty on the team.

Will Sell My Pee: She'll make your butthole tighten and piss your pants when she hits you with that snapshot. Watch your flank and wear a diaper because she's coming for ya ;)

Matoutdoors: Caps so fast, he'll have time to send you pictures of his boats and ATVS during it to make you feel like your life is a boring mess

Esqo27: Will kill you, but will make you laugh so hard about it you'll hope he does it again soon

Phenoram: Honestly, I don't even know why he's still here.

High Volzage: Clears a path to the OBJ as effectively as a pregnant woman to the public bathroom

Ramen: This kid actually does homework on Onward. What a nerd! Oh, also, he's an okay shot I guess.

Izzy: We kidnapped her from Globo and now she's eating all our food and bullying us. We're looking to send her back ASAP.

Honorable mention, Zucchini:

He's broken right now and honestly, sometimes I wonder if he was ever really working.

Selected season
Stats of Season 11 - 2021
GP WIN LOSS PTS WIN % +/-
11 7 4 100 64% +9
Map stats of Season 11 - 2021
MAP PLAYED WIN WIN % ROUNDS PLAYED ROUNDS WIN ROUNDS WIN %
Quarantine Day 7 3 43 41 22 54
Bazaar Day 6 4 67 32 19 59
Subway 5 2 40 33 15 45
Suburbia Day 4 2 50 19 9 47
USS Quest 2 1 50 12 7 58
Snowpeak Day 2 2 100 11 8 73
Cargo 2 1 50 11 4 36
Sand 2 0 0 13 5 38
Shipyard 1 1 100 5 4 80
Downfall Day 1 1 100 7 5 71
Snowpeak Night 1 0 0 7 2 29
Past matches of Season 11 - 2021
DATE PLAYED VOD HOME SCORE AWAY MATCH PAGE
2021-06-21 01:30
Ember Dark Matter
2021-06-14 01:00
Dark Matter Entity
2021-06-05 00:00
Raptors Dark Matter
2021-05-30 19:00
Dark Matter Supermind
2021-05-28 01:00
Dark Matter PRESTIGE
2021-05-24 00:00
Dark Matter THE VAINQUEURS
2021-05-14 01:30
Aimless Gaming Dark Matter
2021-05-09 00:30
The Leftovers Dark Matter
2021-05-01 01:00
Dark Matter ROME
2021-04-26 01:00
Dark Matter Raptors
2021-04-23 00:30
Valor Dark Matter
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