Dark Matter
Bio

Dr. Aqua Fighter: She'll shoot you in the face, then ask you how it made you feel and if you want to talk about it. Also biggest, finest booty on the team.

Will Sell My Pee: She'll make your butthole tighten and piss your pants when she hits you with that snapshot. Watch your flank and wear a diaper because she's coming for ya ;)

Matoutdoors: Caps so fast, he'll have time to send you pictures of his boats and ATVS during it to make you feel like your life is a boring mess

Esqo27: Will kill you, but will make you laugh so hard about it you'll hope he does it again soon

Phenoram: Dry humor, sexy voice and lobs nades like it's nobody's business. Will probably steal your girl.

High Volzage: Clears a path to the OBJ as effectively as a pregnant woman to the public bathroom. One day he’ll be back in the US and able to play with everyone.

Ramen: This kid actually does homework on Onward. What a nerd! Oh, also, he's an okay shot I guess.

Zucchini: Literally smells like cabbage. If anyone wants to take him from our team, we'd be very grateful.

Selected season
Stats of Season 12 - 2021
GP WIN LOSS PTS WIN % +/-
5 2 3 42 40% -1
Map stats of Season 12 - 2021
MAP PLAYED WIN WIN % ROUNDS PLAYED ROUNDS WIN ROUNDS WIN %
Cargo 4 3 75 21 12 57
Quarantine Day 4 2 50 26 14 54
Snowpeak Day 3 1 33 14 4 29
USS Quest 1 1 100 5 4 80
Quarantine Night 1 0 0 4 0 0
Sand 1 0 0 7 3 43
Shipyard 1 1 100 8 5 63
Past matches of Season 12 - 2021
DATE PLAYED VOD HOME SCORE AWAY MATCH PAGE
2021-11-22 01:00
Dark Matter THE VAINQUEURS
2021-11-12 02:00
Dark Matter ROME
2021-11-09 02:00
Dark Matter Pantheon
2021-11-05 01:00
Ember Dark Matter
2021-10-29 01:00
Blaze Dark Matter
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