Forged from the blood of their dead enemy teams. Raised in the firey depths of Onward. Trained by the most elite task force ever. The men. The myths. The legends....BLAZE!!! United are the most talented and skilled players in the league.

"I've never been F'ed up by any team like the way Blaze schools my Arse. "

~Arsenic

"They're so good I wrote a song about them. It goes something like this... Blaze, Blaze they'll never fall. They burned our nuts when we Dangled our balls"

~Stumpynub

"I tried to join, but didn't make the cut."

~Jizzypants

"Cryo's caps have made my d*** move, more than once."

~Sri Lankan

Warning: If any Blaze player is killed in game it is because of a game glitch, lag, or tracking... Virds will testify. That or YOU'RE LUCKY!